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Archives for September 2007

Monty Python Imitates Life

September 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner 7 Comments

Sometimes art imitates life. As I read the story below I couldn’t help but think of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Police Question Armless Man In Neighbor’s Death

SNELLVILLE, Ga. — Police questioned an armless man Monday about the death of his neighbor.Relatives of Charles Keith Teer, 47, claim he died after the armless man head-butted and kicked Teer during a fight.

For the full story please click here.

Filed Under: Life and Death, Random Thoughts

Monday’s Round Up

September 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

Here is what showed up on the blog today:

The Day Joy Left My Life

Want to Date My Daughter?

Have Shofar, Will Travel

Try Not To Get Too Eggcited

The Power Of Bloggers

Filed Under: Shack Roundup

The Day Joy Left My Life

September 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

Some of the long time readers may recall that I am and have been working on a story. I have a number of entries listed here under the label Fragments of Fiction that I need to incorporate into it.

Anyway, here is the latest entry.

I remember the day that joy left my life. It was the day that you said that you couldn’t see me any longer. I don’t think that you ever realized just how much you mean and meant to me. It wasn’t for lack of my trying to tell you. I did. I truly did. The problem wasn’t the effort, it was the means.

I failed.

You left.

I cried.

It hurt.

It still hurts.

Now I sit here in the dark. I can’t tell you what time or what day it is. Aside from a couple of trips to the bathroom I haven’t left this room. Not to eat and not to shower.

What is my purpose. Was I not given a heart to love you. Was I not given a soul to share with you. Without you I haven’t any reason for being. I feel empty. Fragments of who I was are floating around my head. I get brief glimpses of the person I was.

Sometimes I try to grab them. Sometimes I try to snatch them out of the air so that just for one more moment I might feel something, some sort of warmth. I hold the pillow close and pray that your scent never leaves it.

I am not supposed to be like this. I am not supposed to be so dependent upon another. I used to be strong. I used to be happy. I knew joy and I knew bliss. And now they are gone. It is hard to breathe. It feels so cold. The tears roll down my face in silent testimony to my loss. There is nothing left to do. No reason to be.

All I can do is type this letter and hope that I wake up. I pinch myself over an over wishing that I’d just wake up. But I don’t.

I can’t.

I won’t.

Move on. Get up. Try to live my life. These are things that whole people do. They do not belong to me. I claim no ownership over them.

I am shamed and ashamed. I am weak and cowardly. I am so frail. I can’t bring myself to do anything.

Your sister tried to hug me and I collapsed. I cannot bear to be touched. The touch just reminds me that the world has ended and I have been left behind. Pain is my sole companion.

She tried to speak, tried to explain. You cannot console me. There are no words. The love that we shared is shattered. The hope is gone and so are you. You cannot help and I cannot hope. Joy has left my life.

Filed Under: Fragments of Fiction

Want to Date My Daughter?

September 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

I have begun training so that when my daughter is ready to date I’ll be ready too. Want to see the model for my training? Click on the video below.

Filed Under: Children, Dating, Videos

Gaming Addiction Leads To Death

September 18, 2007 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

This is the second story that I know of in which gaming lead to a person dying. Sometimes you need to turn off the computer and go for a walk.

BEIJING, China (AP) — A man in southern China appears to have died of exhaustion after a three-day Internet gaming binge, state media said Monday.

The 30-year-old man fainted at a cyber cafe in the city of Guangzhou Saturday afternoon after he had been playing games online for three days, the Beijing News reported.

Filed Under: Life and Death

Have Shofar, Will Travel

September 17, 2007 by Jack Steiner 5 Comments

Filed Under: Judaism, Random Thoughts, Videos

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